Monday, August 1, 2011

The Kingdom of God is still Hiring!!!



GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!




JOB ADVERTISEMENT!!

The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply? Do you qualify?

JOB TITLE:

Disciples for Christ

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ

NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

Unlimited; everyone is welcome--preachers, teachers, singers, musicians, missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can't list them all here

EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:

The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit

QUALIFICATIONS:

Must have previously sinned and been blood washed;
must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus

EXPERIENCE NEEDED:

None necessary; experience will be earned through
on-the-job training

EDUCATION:

The Holy Spirit will teach you all things

BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:

God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus

MEDICAL AID INSURANCE:

Access to the Master Physician Plan

PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:

Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering;
Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor

RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:

The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.

DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:

Before the return of Jesus Christ; date/hour not known; wise to apply TODAY, RIGHT NOW

PS: foward to your loved ones, it'advisable maybe they'll be interested!!



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