Noah's Humorous Odyssey

• What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
• "Now I herd everything"

• Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
• They kept saying neigh

• What animal could Noah not trust?
• The cheetah

• What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
• Flood lights

• Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?
• Noah--he took Ham with him on the ark

• What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
• "No, Noah -- go for wood"

• Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
• Noah was sitting on the deck

• Who was the first canning factory run by?
• Noah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs

• Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
• No, he came fourth out of the ark

• Which animal took the most baggage into the arc? 
• What animal tooke the least?
• The elephant took his trunk. But the fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.

• Why weren’t there any worms on the arc?
• Because worms come in apples not in pairs.

• What creatures were not on the arc?
• Fish

• Where did Noah keep the bees?
• In the ark hives.

• Who was the best financier in the Bible?
• Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

• Where was Noah when the lights went out?
• In d’ark.

• Why couldn’t Noah catch many fish?
• He only had two worms.

• When is paper money first mentioned in the Bible?
• When the dove brought the green back to the ark.

• What did the cat say when the ark landed?
• Is that Ararat?