THE AMAZING 21 POINTS SERMON OF A BUSINESS PASTOR!
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When a Pastor has studied MBA, and have chosen to PREACH & TEACH, probably this is how his future sermon might look like ...
1) "The Universe" is an organisation.
a) Trinity - Founders/Top Management.
b) Angels - Employees.
c) Satan - Senior Manager - Department of Praise & Worship.
2) Trinity worked hard and created customers (people) on location "Earth".
3) One day, Senior Manager got ambitious and tried to take over company.
4) Top Management found out and fired him, along with his supporters.
5) Satan, having no job (jobless), established his own company - Satan & Co.
6) Satan & Co formulated their vision, mission & policies against the Founder of The Universe.
7) He wanted to benchmark his performance against Trinity's performance to gain Trinity's customers.
8) Satan's marketing strategy - To offer products that please people's senses.
9) The most dangerous side effect of Satan's products - Deterioration in customer's spiritual health & morale.
10) Plan worked, and Satan & Co rapidly gained competitive advantage.
11) Trinity saw its customers being exploited and decided to personally confront them.
12) Jesus Christ, the one and only begotten Son of the Founder, was sent to represent the Founder, to warn customers of the harmful effects of consuming Satan's products.
13) Customers heavily influenced by Satan's technical strategies, rejected the warnings.
14) Satan & Co, in fear of losing everything, decided to stop the Representative from exposing the truth and eliminated Him.
15) Trinity paid a consideration, much bigger than money (Representative's blood), as a price to purchase all of their customers back.
16) The Founder of The Universe made a fresh, heavy investment to bring back the eliminated Representative into the competition, and succeeded.
17) Also, since the customers were bought by the blood of Founder's own one and only begotten Son, they were given the privilege of being adopted and registered as rightful heirs to the Founder.
a) (The customers also became equity shareholders (co-owners) and will receive their dividends whenever they invest into the company.)
18) Satan & Co is still trying to bounce back, (but the contract has been signed by Jesus' blood), so unfortunately for Satan, his company is scheduled to be liquidated on a specified period of time in future. Praise the Lord!
19) The biggest deal of all history has been done, and the benefactors are becoming the beneficiaries of the expanding Kingdom of the Trinity.
20) Take a rightful stake and enough stock of the company on your side by taking your role in the Kingdom business of heaven and continue to do it faithfully until the Founders/Top Management of the organisation of the Universe that runs it meticulously arrives on earth to promote you and reestablish you with a reward that is surprisingly out of this world in the new heaven and new earth which will then become an eternal settlement.
21) Invest now in the Kingdom Business and be rewarded eternally forever and ever!
Much Love and Blessings,
God's Kingdom Business Ambassador
www.apostolicrevelation.info
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