The Common Sense Of Believing

MUST SEE: Science Knows By Reason, Faith Knows Beyond Reason!

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"Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste, and Touch are the five natural senses with which human body operates and reasons out to believe something as real or not, but there is a sixth sense with which our spiritual man operates to know whether what we cannot sense with our limited five senses are real or not, it is the sense of faith that makes us know God and be known by Him. Faith cannot be reasoned out by logical thinking, because it is beyond reason and is felt by our heart which transcends the natural by its supernatural power to override its limitation and remain a reality to the world at large." — Abraham Israel


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Christian Humor

Live Full, Love God and Laugh At Yourself!

Åρ☺ṧ☂◎ℓї¢ Hum☺ur :

"For then it shall be said; our mouths were filled with laughter, and our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, "the lord has done great things for them." (Psalm 126:2).

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments." Answered the lady.

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Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. "Lead us not into temptation."

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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and Girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" The teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "

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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

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A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy." The young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"

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Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."

Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the Pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming."

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PRAYER:

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk! Amen.


With My Love & Prayers,

Apostle Abraham Israel


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Receive Medicine Of Joy!

Rejoice! Rejoice!

I pray as you read the following humorous look at some questions & answers relating to events written in the Bible, I believe "He will yet fill your mouth with laughing, and your lips with rejoicing." (Job 8:21, NKJV). Rejoice in the Lord always and again I say rejoice is one of my most favorite verse in the Bible, which always when applied will without fail bring heaven on earth (Php 4:4). The Bible says that a "happy heart is a good medicine", so take these joyous good medicine and get well to de-stress yourself from any of your distress about anything in your life (Prov 17:22).

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
in a "Fury". David's "Triumph" was heard throughout the
land. Also, probably a "Honda," because the apostles
were all in one "Accord."

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as
to why they no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in
the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
(Groannn...)

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!

Much Blessings....



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Apostolic Humour

JUST SMILE :)

Åρ☺ṧ☂◎ℓї¢ HuM☺Ur : Jesus said,“Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are converted and become as little children, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven." (Matt 18:3). We know that the children humbly trust those who say something to them. They easily believe when people say anything to them. God wants all adults to believe His word and be converted to think as a spiritual child of God. In other words, readily trust what ever God says in His word or through His Spirit. God is not moved by your behaviour but only by your belief in His word. The kingdom of God is for the taking of all those who believe God and His word as something to stake their life on.

Be child-like in your trust towards God, but do not be childish in your spiritual conduct towards one another.

Some of the following letters have been written by children to their Pastor's. Now I hope that you will enjoy these with a smile :) because, when you SMILE :) don't forget JESUS LOVES YOU!

Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.

Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.

Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.

Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?

Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.

Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.

Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.

Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.

Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.

Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you.

Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.

Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?

Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.

Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?

Now have a Wonderful and a Blessed Weekend dear saints of God!

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A Time To Laugh!

Apostolic FUN time :


A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

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Two people were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other man filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he said to the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it – why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the man who actually plants the trees has called in sick..............

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Smile! Jesus Loves You!

Don't Wait Till The Last Minute

Å℘◎ṧṫℴℓḯ¢ Ħüмøüґ : A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.

The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

"Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business!"

Moral : Don't wait to get saved until the end of your life, it may become too late for you to reach your right destination. You may end up in the wrong place, when you wind up your earthly life without the spiritual petrol of the Holy Spirit's presence which is the guarantee seal of our salvation that will surely take you to heaven. By the time your turn comes to leave this earth, you may have to leave everything except whatever riches you have already stored up in heaven. So use your time and money wisely to collect eternal riches in heaven where the holiday never ends. ♏υḉн ℬℓεṧ﹩ḯᾔ❡ṧ▣▣▪▪▪▣


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Smile Jesus Loves You!

Jesus is Watching

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed... "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

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Noah's Humorous Odyssey

• What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
• "Now I herd everything"

• Why did the people on the ark think the horses were pessimistic?
• They kept saying neigh

• What animal could Noah not trust?
• The cheetah

• What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
• Flood lights

• Who introduced salted meat to the Navy?
• Noah--he took Ham with him on the ark

• What did God say when Noah told him he wanted to build the ark out of bricks?
• "No, Noah -- go for wood"

• Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
• Noah was sitting on the deck

• Who was the first canning factory run by?
• Noah-he had a boat full of preserved pairs

• Was Noah the first one out of the Ark?
• No, he came fourth out of the ark

• Which animal took the most baggage into the arc? 
• What animal tooke the least?
• The elephant took his trunk. But the fox and the rooster took only a brush and comb between them.

• Why weren’t there any worms on the arc?
• Because worms come in apples not in pairs.

• What creatures were not on the arc?
• Fish

• Where did Noah keep the bees?
• In the ark hives.

• Who was the best financier in the Bible?
• Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

• Where was Noah when the lights went out?
• In d’ark.

• Why couldn’t Noah catch many fish?
• He only had two worms.

• When is paper money first mentioned in the Bible?
• When the dove brought the green back to the ark.

• What did the cat say when the ark landed?
• Is that Ararat?

Be Happy!

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, 'I know what the Bible means!'

His father smiled and replied, 'What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?

The son replied, 'I do know!'

'Okay,' said his father. 'What does the Bible mean?'

'That's easy, Daddy...' the young boy replied excitedly,' It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'

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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

'Is there anything breakable in here?' asked the postal clerk.

'Only the Ten Commandments.' answered the lady.

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'Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning, Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say , 'Good Lord, it's morning.'

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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.

Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: 'I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.'

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note 'I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.'

========

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.'

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While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... 'Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.'

========

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, 'Boys and girls, what do we know about God?'

A hand shot up in the air. 'He is an artist!' said the kindergarten boy.

'Really? How do you know?' the teacher asked.

'You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven.... '

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People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.