Saturday, May 12, 2012

Apostolic Humour


Åρ☺ṧ☂◎ℓї¢ HuM☺Ur : Jesus said,“Assuredly, I say to you, unless you are converted and become as little children, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven." (Matt 18:3). We know that the children humbly trust those who say something to them. They easily believe when people say anything to them. God wants all adults to believe His word and be converted to think as a spiritual child of God. In other words, readily trust what ever God says in His word or through His Spirit. God is not moved by your behaviour but only by your belief in His word. The kingdom of God is for the taking of all those who believe God and His word as something to stake their life on.

Be child-like in your trust towards God, but do not be childish in your spiritual conduct towards one another.

Some of the following letters have been written by children to their Pastor's. Now I hope that you will enjoy these with a smile :) because, when you SMILE :) don't forget JESUS LOVES YOU!

Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.

Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.

Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.

Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?

Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.

Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.

Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.

Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.

Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.

Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you.

Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.

Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?

Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.

Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?

Now have a Wonderful and a Blessed Weekend dear saints of God!

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